Episode 35 : It's Time To Deal With It

Ron types the main plot points of S3E1 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer

By "it," #BuffytheVampireSlayer and #Parks&Recreation mean late capitalism, one's own past and shame and grief, and the fact that these shows are mirror images of one another except that one of the shows is a vampire so can't see the reflection.  Got it?  This week, Flo and Carra discuss #BVS S3E1 "Anne" and #P&R S3e5 "Media Blitz."  We had a nice time together, there is excitement, riddles are solved, paper bag pants are decoded, Marx is quoted, and nipples are exulted. It's a fine time for all. Please email and tweet at us and rate us and so on.

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A tale of two Annes :

 

Then Ron makes more barely veiled references to Buffy's waitress gig when she goes incognito

"Do you have any idea how long it took to glue this face on?"

Nipples that cast their own shadows

this flyer seems a little threatening 

The capitalist demons and April exploit the vulnerable this week :  

"we let the water run over the sin, the pain and the uncertainty"

  

hey, quick #vampirebiology question.  wouldn't xander get covered in vamp detritus post-stake?

  

Bad Stunt Double Moments :

we feel you, Willow. 

The proletarians have nothing to lose but their chains.  They have a world to win.  Workers of all countries, unite!

Then our heroes get really angry and remember that they are awesome

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POLICING OUR ILLICIT LOVES



   








This week Flo and Carra discuss BVS S2E22 "Becoming Part 2" and Parks&Rec S3E4 "Ron and Tammy Part 2."  So many twos. So many cops.  So much heartbreak.  So many metaphorical and actual portals to hell. So many sexy fabrics.  So many memories of sit-n-spin. So many punches.  So much more need to interrogate simplistic practices of feminism.  So many swirling vortexes "of mouth."  Email us at buffyrecreation@gmail.com.  We will send you a sweater made out of cat fur if you email us!  Find us on Twitter at @buffyrecreation.  We value your suggestions.

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2 Ways to Get Your Dream Date :

  


"I'm just tasting my new boyfriend" :

  


And they make their getaway :

   



So MUCH HEARTBREAK :

   
   



So many awkward moments :

   

   


Please explain this chokehold to us (#vampirebiology) :



Swirly mouth vortex to hell :




Bad stunt double moments (Buffy vs......Angel?)

the overalls of despair

fugitive outfit

         

Buffy Recreation Episode 33 : We are all Kelly Larson

WE ARE KELLY LARSON !

     
Don't you see how relevant vampires and werewolves are to life in Pawnee?????????

This week Flo and Carra discuss Buffy the Vampire Slayer s2E31 "Becoming Part 1" and Parks & Recreation S3E3 "Time Capsule."  Thus unfolds "a beautifully told saga about vampires, werewolves and romance."  We are punchy, there's lots of apocalyptic and porkalyptic talk, all our heroes in Pawnee and Sunnydale ponder how the past informs the present, Flo calls the Twilight movie franchise "such a gift," and we learn a lot about the orb of thesala.   Please rate and review us kindly on iTunes and email us at buffyrecreation@gmail.com.

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apocalypse

porkalypse

time capsule

Hell capsule

     Identification, reflection, empathy and book clubs:

#VAMPIREBIOLOGY questions:

how does vampire hair growth work? 

why does this car protect a vampire from sun

and this classroom does not? 

   

Dru's hypnotic creepy finger move

Cladaugh ring and nostalgia comb

least useful character ever

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